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Classic Toho Kaiju Funny Weaknesses

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MemberMothra LarvaeJune 25, 20143131 Views7 Replies

I was doing a little digging on my "down time" and found some interesting weaknesses to some well known Classic Toho Kaijus. The draw-back/weakness is based on their origin species.

Classic Kaiju/origin counterpart: Weakness from origin species. {What should have been done to stop the kaiju counterpart}

American Zilla/Green Iguana: The Iguana is really cool, but has one major (and funny in a way) weakness. Green Iguanas love to be in trees, jumping into water if threatened if water is near the area. Well, a dog will circle the tree that the Iguana is on. With no escape possible (though no immediate danger from the dog at ground level) the Iguana can't help but watch the dog run in circles. He/she continues to do this until it gets dizzy and falls from the tree. {Wait until Zilla is up a building and get her to stare at something; get dizzy; and fall to the ground unconscious}

Mothra/moth: Moths are attracted to bright lights... even fire. They may kill themselves, but the bright light just hypnotizes them to their doom. {Light a big enough fire in the city/valley and Mothra can't resist}

 

--These were the two funny ones that I could find for Classic Toho Kaijus. How many others can you folks find for the other Classic Kaijus?

 

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Daikaiju Danielle
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Well, we know Orga can't handle spicy foods...

 

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Gigan - Being cybernetic, an EMP device could quickly take him down.Why they didn't do that in the first place, stymies me.

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Ebirah/lobster: The Food Chain Red Lobster serves Ebirah's smaller relatives on a regular basis. I just found on this website www.cracked.com/article_19236_6-tricks-that-let-you-control-animals-like-beast-master_p2.html that a lobster can be paralized... "Simply grab the crustacean and turn it on its head, using its claws to balance it. Then rub the top of the tail. The lobster will then stay in that position for hours, balancing on its nose and just generally shamed into paralysis." {The 2014 American Godzilla is smart enough to easily do this. Then he can bring it to the Red Lobster folks, eat it himself, or bring it to his kids}

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ebirah would be the quick lobster meal to all of the other kaiju's they would just have to roast him.

Gamera would make for some good turtle soup for godzilla.

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I know that anguiras would be a funny weakness because in final wars they just play soccer with himso it  would be really funny just to have him and a ton of monsters in a soccer game with him just being kicked around literally 

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Well Mothra does die... a lot... then her babies just finish the job.

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Godzilla and Titanosaurus have fins and if they are like Spinosaurus fins then if they fell over they would break their spine and die.

 

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