If you suddenly became a kaiju...

If I suddenly became a kaiju, I would turn into a 50 meter Varan, and I would go back to my hometown in Colorado and wreck everything, and then disappear into the mountains.

If I turned into a 180-foot tall Godzilla, I would be kind of confused at first, and then be line "Hey, this is pretty cool!" I would walk around, trying to not step on any buildings. Then, I would leave my hometown and enter the Great Lakes (which are close to me). I could follow these to reach the St. Lawrence Seaway and enter the ocean. I would try to make alliances with other people who randomly turned into kaiju and try to not destroy cities... yet. ;)

(But I would be a good giant monster and only fight evil monsters and aliens and stuff like that and then I would use my Atomic Breath to fly off into the sunset.)

If I was a Kaiju, I would be exactly like the 2014 Godzilla. In the sense that I would go underwater for the majority of the time and anywhere anything that is percieved as a threat to my territory, would be brutely massacred..........Jk lol.....I would still eradicate them.

I'd probably end up as something akin to Gamera. Except not being able to fly and shoot fire. Boring, I know. But, given I just became an invincible giant f**king shelled reptile, I'd go on a rampage, just to show the world that they ain't got sh*t on giant monsters.

lets see, if i was a kaiju, at first i would freak out, thats a given. then after knowing that its me still, i would go to the largest city, freak people out, then to some funny/ stupid things like jugle buildings, then after they think am nice, I WOULD DESTROY ALL OF THEM AND SHOW THAT I AM A GOD!!!!!! then i would take a nap in the ocean :D

Becoming a kaiju would be pretty terrifying.  There's a lot of little pleasures in life that would just go away and would be sorely missed once the novelty wore off.  Trying new foods, sex, sports, surfing the web, all that would be impossible as a giant monster. 

If I had to become a kaiju and I got to choose, I'd definitely pick a flyer so I could get around without causing damage & death.  I'd become some kind of divine moth, and I'd use my new abilities to help get refugees from places with humanitarian crises and war to safety.

If I became a kaiju, I would go to North Korea and I would eat Kim Jung Un. After that, I would play with navy ships like they were bath toys. 

haha.  Good call on Kim Jung Un, but I gotta say, it would be in a kaiju's best interest to show no hostility toward any human, no matter how deserving. While it would be tempting to inflict devastation on brutal and corrupt regimes, most people would probably support the killing of a large, dangerous creatures.

As a kaiju, I'd be afraid of getting nuked or nerve gassed to death, or done in with some kind of new super-weapon if I ever stepped out of line.  We got to remember, that humans created technology capable of hurting or killing kaiju in every Godzilla series.  In order to survive long term as a kaiju, we'd have to convince people that we are majestic endangered species worth protecting and studying and not destructive behemoths that are a threat to civilization. 

If I turned into a kaiju one day I would be the Japanese Godzilla and I would walk up to every single zilla 98 fantroll and Godzilla hater and say to them I heard you were talking smack about me.

BATRA - This is a very fun topic! Hmm...If I suddenly became a Kaiju, I would likely end up as something like the 50ft woman - only kind of scaly and more monstrous like a giant version of Starcraft's Kerrigan! However, I would be extremely benevolent and kind to the world as a whole and use whatever powers I had been granted to rid the earth of its evils and secure its interests! With that as the case, I would likely end up battling other Kaiju or trying to win their hearts over to the side of the good guys! :)

@Chief, I agree about convincing humanity that we're good. Why not fight off bad kaiju or something like that?

Also, not ALL the good little things in life would be gone.

(Also, coul a kaiju survive off of radiaton and whale meat?)

I would turn into a 200 ft. tall Godzilla and first I would go to every troll or hater of godzilla and kaiju in general and un-alive them. Second end the war on terror and north korea. Third see what happens then if things go badly destroy the world if not disapear into the ocean and arise when needed.